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Question: What do you get when you mix a new hair cut, new wardrobe, mad piano/bass/guitar skillz, a magic dimple, and a terrible habit of disappearing for months on end?
Answer: Joshua “This Time It’s For Realz” McGregor.
Where the hell have I been is a better question. Writing a hell of a lot, touring even more, being there for the birth of my son but allowing Kyle to tell the world that it’s his, spending time with my nan, my mum, my brothers, planning on another album, helping a pretty bird get hers off the ground, I’ve been busy as all shit. Sure, I love the work, sure it’s probably the one time I’m truly happy with this shite world, etc. But you know what I miss? You lot. My friends, my family, my fans!!! I’m going to make a conscious effort to not drop of the face of the earth this time and well, get back to my old habits. You all know the Josh I’m talking about. The one that would run out on stage in Jayda Braclay’s knickers and play an entire set with ladies underwear shaping my perfect ass. That’s the Josh I want to be. And now that summer is here and I’ve sorted through…well everything, and have gotten Lucy to name her son Joshua (I DONT CARE IF IT’S A MIDDLE NAME, IT’S STILL THERE).
So, I’ve just come off tour, and I’m ready to take a muuuuuch needed break. MUUUUCH NEEDED BREAK! Tour was brilliant, as it always is, and Kayla did brilliantly for a bird, so I’m proud. All in all it’s a successful time. So now that tour is done, I’ve come back to Toronto to bug the hell out of Lucy Davis, Jayda Barclay, and Kyle Ransom. MAYBE I’ll be playing a few shows on warped. MAAYYBBEE I’ve got some future projects that are really hush hush and I am under penalty of death if I reveal ANYTHING, MAYBE I’ve got a music video shoot in the near future, I don’t know! WE WILL SEE. Right now though, I’m going to talk to a lovely brown eyed girl, destroy my brother in rockband, and see if my mum will put macaroni and cheese in my tummy. It’s good to be back from the dead all. Next time it happens just make sure to hit me with a few blunt instruments to my large head.
Joshua “I just popped wood” McGregor
PS, I GOT A NEW MACBOOK, IT’S PRETTY FLIPPING AWESOME.
